Disney+ Complete: Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Welcome to part three of a multi-hundred part series where I boil absolutely every last title on Disney’s hit streaming service down to the essential experience, saving you that tasty, tasty subscription fee.

Today the 2015 to 2019 animated series created by Daron Nefcy… Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

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It is difficult not to compare this series directly to Gravity Falls. Mostly so because the two shows seem to share a common online fanbase. I mean, the only reason I picked up SVTFOE in the first place was Disney+ recommended that I watch it after I finished GravFa.

I’m fascinated at the common interest between two shows that, at a glance, seem verrrrry different. Gravity Falls is a forward focused, Twin Peaks-esque mystery show that is thematically contained to one verrrrry interesting town. SVTFOE, in contrast, is set throughout the multiverse. It is combat focused and loves digging at the conflicts that arise from value differences in rubbing against neighboring dimensions.

However, just watching the shows though, you can feel that they value similar things. Both sport incredibly strong characters (though SVTFOE more often lets them drive the plot where as GravFa prefers its plots to drive the characters). Both shows begin with a “monster of the week” story-arc to ease their audiences in until they decide to move onto bigger and better things. Both shows have that adorable-chubby cheek animation thing going.

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It makes a lot of sense that people jumped from GravFa to SVTFOE. It feels like they belong together.

In a sense, it’s very apropos as Star, in it’s essence, is a show about relationships… maintaining them through distance, preserving them through strife, managing overlapping ones. And so, if you will forgive me, the rest of this is going to be about the relationship between Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz.

I know, I know, I hate it too. I can’t stand that plugging in a love triangle with strong characters is a surefire way to get me to invest in a story. Even worse that I feel the need to dedicate my whole summary around it… but I can’t honestly say I wasn’t misty eyed and melancholy by the end of Cleaved, thus… here we are.

Not to say SVTFOE isn’t a multifaceted show. It tackles big and interesting ideas, but any attempt to address these before I confess that I was “shipping” Starco super hard would be acting in bad faith. Clearly the show valued this relationship as well. This is evidenced by actually paying it off and making it the central plot of the series’s closing moments.

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I will note that poorer crafted stories have attempted this particular gambit before resulting in products that end up rather… well, hacky. We are able to avoid that result this time around because much like GravFa and SVTFOE feel like they belong together, Star and Marco feel like they belong together.

Allow me now to dive into SHIPPING 101. Many a ship originates from a show telling its audience that the potential is there. It’s a simple formula:

  1. Put two characters together.
  2. Have them open up to things they have previously been unwilling to open up about.
  3. Add hugs/blushes.

It is much more difficult to manufacture honest moments that convince everyone (characters and audience included) that two people belong together. Relationships are messy… Star and Marco’s timing is terrible throughout the show. They both get knocked off course by easier feelings and less complicated situations.

Yet they endure through the messiness. They do so because they belong together. No matter the complicated minutia of a situation, at their core they have an unrelenting adoration of each other that they know is stronger than the tides that pull them apart. This is forged, not through the writing saying it should be, but by work. Dozens, hundreds, of moments proving this is something that should be.

No knock to anyone whom supports TomStar, but this is relationship told and not forged. Tom is an amazing character that is presented as a rote member of the rogues gallery until, through self determination, he becomes a bettered being and more complicated character because of it. His level of communication and respect with Marco despite being caught within the same love triangle is something I legitimately haven’t seen in fiction. It was a breath of fresh air and hopefully I’ll see it again.

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All that said, Tom and Star’s relationship was weak by design. They begin the series as exes and it is not explained what drew them to each other in the first place. Their reconciliation is revealed in a conversation between Star and Marco that serves as friction between them rather than a purpose unto itself. Star’s intentions are clear because at every opportunity, when given the choice, the answer is Marco.

I should probably attempt to pull myself out of this gushing deluge but SVTFOE hits the that universal idea that most want and plenty envy… the thought that there is someone out there that you can trust, rely upon, and love beyond all.

Someone that will pay off your love and ask you if they can kiss you.

Someone that will always find a way to bridge the physical distance between you.

Someone that will put themself through the emotional gauntlet to stay in your life.

The last episode of SVTFOE could have easily veered towards tragedy and another version of myself would argue that by not actually sacrificing their relationship, the series ended took the easy way out.

That said, this version of me will never knock a plot for giving characters a happy ending they deserve.

In closing, I will shoehorn in a surprisingly poignant Scrubs quote:

With this one in the books, I wish the best to everyone trying to forge their own Starco. If you’re anything like me, SVTFOE will hang with you for awhile if it’s something you want but haven’t gotten yet.

That’s a good thing.

As they say…

It’s nothing a few re-watches won’t cure.

Disney+ Complete: Blank Check

Welcome to part two of a multi-hundred part series where I boil absolutely every last title on Disney’s hit streaming service down to the essential experience, saving you that tasty, tasty subscription fee.

Today the 1994 comedy directed by Rupert Wainwright… Blank Check.

The movie about a kid suddenly gifted a million dollars and launches a shopping spree provided endless fascination for me when I was younger. One million dollars seemed an unspendable amount of money at an age where I received a $10 per week allowance. At a time where it took me months to save up for the things I wanted (primarily video games), there was Blank Check letting me live vicariously through Preston.

Rewatching it on Disney+, as I near thirty, allows for some self-examination to what I’d do if one million dollars poofed into my existence. I’d pay off debts, invest for my future, buy a house… a car. It’s life changing money, but not enough to be interesting or make a movie about.

Preston, being a kid, blows through his money in six days (really it should’ve been one based on the castle he purchases). He buys a go-kart track for his back yard and a waterslide from the master bedroom of his house to the pool. Things that don’t exist because no one is going to blow their money on non-practical crap.

Apparently VR was something millionaires had in the 90’s.

Thus is the beauty of Blank Check. You get to enjoy a kid buying an insane amount of ice cream and beating up his driver in an inflatable sumo suit. You get immerse yourself in the sheer non-practicality of spending someone else’s money and avoid the consequences by using all the crap you bought as booby-traps to beat the bad guys.

Don’t get me wrong, this movie is terrrrrrrrrrrrible.

Preston’s love interest is an adult woman, the parents are laughably bad at keeping tabs on their child, and adult themes are present in a movie about a kid going on a shopping spree. I understandably missed the plot point where the primary villain was an escaped convict trying to launder his money on my first watch those years ago.

This is nothing that hasn’t been said before. The shortcomings of this movie are well documented.

As of now Blank Check has its place in my head. A fascinating piece of indulgence for me as a kid, and something that should never, ever, be watched again.

Disney+ Complete: Gravity Falls

Welcome to part one of a multi-hundred part series where I boil absolutely every last title on Disney’s hit streaming service down to the essential experience, saving you that tasty, tasty subscription fee.

Today, the 2012 animated series created by Alex Hirsch… Gravity Falls.

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There’s a lot to be said about a summer away from home. The connection you forge comes with the bitter knowledge that they’re not going to last more than a couple of months. Though the experience can be truly valuable and transformative, this can in turn accentuate the inherent sadness of the consistent trek towards that last day of summer.

This is the same sadness that permeates most Sunday afternoons, plagued with the knowledge that Monday is just around the corner.

The experience Gravity Falls provides will feel familiar to anyone who ever had a truly great time at Summer Camp. It spends its time weaving interesting and mysterious threads through characters that are easy to connect to. Then when your fleeting 2-season summer is over, it’s time to celebrate the good time you’ve had fretting over who the author of the diaries really was.

As with all good and creepy things set in a small town, the kneejerk reaction is to compare Gravity Falls to Twin Peaks. The show is clearly mining the tone and setting of the David Lynch classic for inspiration and to call it anything less than an homage would be a bald-faced lie.

Still, calling Gravity Falls animated Twin Peaks would be doing it a disservice as well. This is very much its own animal and should be treated as such. While I never finished Twin Peaks, I don’t believe a gnome ever got caught in a six-pack ring during its duration:

The characters fit tested archetypes, but possess a unique enough design to avoid seeming derivative or played out. A nice balance is struck between character and plot driven moments. There is a compulsion to learn who is writing the journals (a mystery that dodges a disappointing payoff) while the characters’ magnetism makes the monster-of-the week format satisfying.

Gravity Falls has surprisingly small rogues gallery for the type of show it is. Gideon, Bill, and the amazingly named Blendin Blenjamin Blandin (who is obviously voiced by Justin Roiland) are the only antagonists with more than one appearance. They’re fun and unique, but the show doesn’t lean upon them because this isn’t a story about your relationships with your enemies. It’s a story about your relationships with your family (both the ones you choose and the ones your born with).

If anything is the true antagonist in Gravity Falls, it’s mystery. The town’s slogan is literally “Nothing to see here!” yet the reality with Gravity Falls is what you don’t know much can definitely hurt you. (e.g. cursed wax museums, secret societies, a secret code on an arcade machine)

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It’s heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!

This is why we get the main character we get. Dipper’s borderline obsession with learning all the information in the journals (and why everything seems more hopeless whenever they get lost) is the noble pursuit the show presents. Finding the answers to life’s mysteries is the right thing to do.

The counterbalance to that exists in the other main character, Mabel. From her perspective the pursuit of mystery can be obsessive and a selfish way to indulge curiosity. In Mabel, the focus lies in strengthening the familiar more so than the unknown.

The show ultimately relies on their relationship, even throughout the end. Theirs is the pillar upon which the whole structure rests, so it’s a good thing they have chemistry.

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Awkward sibling hug?

Despite my claim of boiling this down to the essentials at the top of this page, the reality is that I could write thousands of words on Gravity Falls and still not scratch the surface on what makes it great. The reason it is on Disney+ is because it needs to be watched, by everyone. The humor is genuine and incredibly mature at points. The story is intriguing. The animation is quality and design is interesting…

And somehow the voice cast includes this abundance of riches:
Kristen Schaal
Kevin Michael Richardson
John DiMaggio
Will Forte
TJ Miller
Stephen Root
Justin Roiland
Nick Offerman
Nathan Fillion
JK Simmons
Jon Oliver
Alfred Molina
Patton Oswald

and Mark Hamill

At the end, I know my sadness meant the time was worthwhile. I also know at some-point I’ll spend another summer away from home.

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EDIT: The Gravity Falls Shorts on Disney+ should also be watched.
They. Are. Hilarious.